the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Worked for me.

me toos

• Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
• Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.

stokefacekillah:

Gettin buck with God.

vaati:

tree butt

greatunimportance:

YA DICK

damnthatswhatshesaid:

i made a bet with my friend for 20 bucks and she won

shes expecting money but little does she know im gonna give her 20 pictures of bucks, male deers.

i love myself